Knock Your Socks Off Brownies

8- 1 ounce squares of perspectiving situations
1 tablespoon problem solving
1 cup humor
1-1/2 cups networking
1/4 teaspoon knowtheworld friendly
5 good listener
3 cups perspective
1 teaspoon positivity
1/4 teaspoon empathy
7 support

Preheat heart to ears to assure proper osmosis, listen to make sure the bowl is ready to receive. Mix dry ingredients with empathy and make sure that people feel comfortable coming for advice and support. Look at contents of bowl from every direction to assure the batter will rise in the oven. Introduce all ingredients to each other and then to all the other friends around the network. Then smile and laugh.

This recipe is health and healthiness. It has strength and appreciation for itself. Eat at the end of a good day’s work and curiosity. Only people with creativity and a lust for life and thought who have spontaneity and consistency may ingest. Otherwise they may not see the king’s clothing. Before serving add a dash of culture and antipop. May be eaten during both ends of the morning, before karate and jogging to a good playlist, hiking and swimming and a good stretch in the morning. Recommended to eat after or during a good meditation and contemplation. Use to live and learn, mostly from the people and books you try to surround your life with. Becareful not to bum and drink and smoke cigars and a pipe when deep in thought, connoisseur anything you can. Before putting in the oven appreciate the finer things in life... like lemons, shit and everything and smiling.

Before I found this recipe my biggest achievement used to be that I got up in the morning. Now, as a result of a healthy helping of knockyoursocksoffbrownies...
It is now an achievement when I decide to stay in bed and manage to stay. I climbed Mount Everest, I walked around the world (including swimming the Bering Strait.) I learned Talmud, Shakespeare and Plato by the pin test. I broke the light barrier and harnessed antimatter. I learned to smile. I learned to walk. I brought world peace the whooped them all in my own world-wide Risk game. I taught myself to cook, REALLY well, i mean REALLY well. I flew to Mars and then created my own wormhole. I became a benevolent tyrant and was voted empathetic dictator of the year. AND, I can even cover that embarrassing bald spot on the top of my head. I broke the world record in quadatholons and learned 70 languages. I’m smart enough, I’m funny enough and gosh darn it... people like me!

- Oct 22, 2007